i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.
fuck the cops amirite
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective
SCHOOL IS SOON
THAT MEANS HOMEWORK
I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.
moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC
he looks like he just committed an unspeakable crime